The fine folks over at Washington City Paper took a plunge into service journalism this week with the Answers Issue, a copy of which you can pick up at any number of reputable newsstands around the Washington metropolitan area today. Yours truly pitched in, answering four questions about the number of Cowboys fans in the District, the city’s Sunday liquor laws, Washington’s fancy stone curbs and the history and usage of the Ellipse. (Honestly, I’m just happy they didn’t assign me the question about the best places to pick up hookers, which Alan Suderman fielded admirably.) Here’s hoping you find the answers enlightening.