Hello, friends.

Thanks for stopping by. It has certainly been an exciting couple of months for yours truly.  After taking a leave from the hectic day-to-day routine of sitting around in my pajamas and waiting for the right puns to magically appear in my brain in order to properly headline other, more adventurous people’s work, I’ve now reached the point where it’s time to actually start getting back to the business of, you know, writing. The next few weeks should be interesting ones — so far, I’ve been cautiously toeing the edge of the freelance pool, being rather picky in my adventures as I stand on the precipice of full-time employment.

(In other words: I’ve been watching a lot of late-night television.)

That said, hopefully I’ll have some interesting things to update you all on at this very establishment in the very near future. Until then, feel free to make my acquaintance, peruse my qualifications, and offer me lucrative freelancing opportunities, like interviewing swimsuit models on a sunny beach next to an open bar or penning a 10,000-word diatribe on the lackluster play of Arsenal’s wingers.

Cheers.